Michelle Money - Love to Hate Her!



So Michelle Money is one of those women who, after careful consideration, I have determined is magnificently entertaining.  Upon first glance at The Bachelor this season, I first felt the same feeling that I feel when someone inadvertently chews something loudly in my presence.  I was thoroughly annoyed.  The next time I watched Michelle's antics I felt, perhaps, swindeld by ABC...this chick was just too easy to hate, she was just way too "stalker crazy".  I think that this may have been around the "black eye" episode.  I mean, seriously?  You woke up with a black eye mysteriously? 

So apparently, Michelle is also an "actress".  A few little parts here and there, you can find her IMDb biography here.  Now this leaves us to wonder, is she an actress acting like a psychopath, or a psychopath who also happens to be an actress.  This, I believe, will come to light eventually.

After tonight's episode, even with what I am sure has been generous villanous editing by the Bachelor team, it's just way too apparent that she is a koo koo loony bird.  Now, I am not sure what extracurricular benefits she is currently offering to Brad, but there has got to be SOME reason that he is keeping her around.  I know it can't be for the oddly dark and clowinsh eyebrows, it can't be her skill behind a makeup mirror...however, I have found in my own experience that men rarely notice badly plucked eyebrows or too much make up...I actually think that I can say that, aside from my gay friends, I cannot think of a single time that a heterosexual man uttered the words, "wow she looks really slutty with all that makeup", or "that's a little bit overkill on the blush".

So in the end, the girl gets a rose once again.  Now, it may just be me, but in general when I am watching Brad give out these roses, he always seems like he is being forced (either by the producers or by his man stick) to give crazy Michelle a rose.  He's like, "sorry I have to send you home, but Michelle is more entertaining and I gotta keep her for the ratings..."

More thoughts as they come to me.  In general, I am wondering if she is a plant and the producers are making him keep her...or if she's been tugging his plant and, as annoying as she is, he feels a gentlemanly obligation to keep her around or needs the gratification while playing nicey nice with the girls he is really serious about...hmmmm.