So Michelle Money is one of those women who, after careful consideration, I have determined is magnificently entertaining. Upon first glance at The Bachelor this season, I first felt the same feeling that I feel when someone inadvertently chews something loudly in my presence. I was thoroughly annoyed. The next time I watched Michelle's antics I felt, perhaps, swindeld by ABC...this chick was just too easy to hate, she was just way too "stalker crazy". I think that this may have been around the "black eye" episode. I mean, seriously? You woke up with a black eye mysteriously? So apparently, Michelle is also an "actress". A few little parts here and there, you can find her IMDb biography here. Now this leaves us to wonder, is she an actress acting like a psychopath, or a psychopath who also happens to be an actress. This, I believe, will come to light eventually.
After tonight's episode, even with what I am sure has been generous villanous editing by the Bachelor team, it's just way too apparent that she is a koo koo loony bird. Now, I am not sure what extracurricular benefits she is currently offering to Brad, but there has got to be SOME reason that he is keeping her around. I know it can't be for the oddly dark and clowinsh eyebrows, it can't be her skill behind a makeup mirror...however, I have found in my own experience that men rarely notice badly plucked eyebrows or too much make up...I actually think that I can say that, aside from my gay friends, I cannot think of a single time that a heterosexual man uttered the words, "wow she looks really slutty with all that makeup", or "that's a little bit overkill on the blush".
So in the end, the girl gets a rose once again. Now, it may just be me, but in general when I am watching Brad give out these roses, he always seems like he is being forced (either by the producers or by his man stick) to give crazy Michelle a rose. He's like, "sorry I have to send you home, but Michelle is more entertaining and I gotta keep her for the ratings..."
More thoughts as they come to me. In general, I am wondering if she is a plant and the producers are making him keep her...or if she's been tugging his plant and, as annoying as she is, he feels a gentlemanly obligation to keep her around or needs the gratification while playing nicey nice with the girls he is really serious about...hmmmm.